Actual Jack Johnson song titles

I don't know a whole lot about Jack Johnson. He's from Hawaii. He surfs. Seems like someone I should be able to appreciate, but I'm not a fan. When I go to Hawaii to visit family, the one thing that really gets on my nerves is the laid-back, breezy pace at which everyone and everything seems to move. I'm just too high-strung for that business. Jack Johnson's music is the embodiment of that mellow attitude that I can never fully get on board with. I'd probably like him if I ever met him, but I hope he won't feel like singing.


Here is a list I made after browsing Spotify. 

Actual Jack Johnson song titles [that made me LOL]. 

• bubble toes
• banana pancakes
• cookie jar
• rodeo clowns
• sexy plexi
• red wine, mistakes, mythology
• losing keys
• drink the water
• f-stop blues
• pictures of people taking pictures
• staple it together