Thursday, January 01, 2009

Advice.

Do NOT attempt to take a shower with nothing in your tummy but a bowl of rice, a can of Diet Coke, and otc cold medication. Learn from my wrongs. I don't know how long I was in there but I was overcome by the steam and hot water. Shampooing might have been too much for today. My heart was racing, I got dizzy and disoriented.

Also, do not overreact and call 911. Luckily I did not do this either. Chances are, you are an overly-nervous person like myself which is probably why you read the Empirical. I stumbled out of the shower and back to bed although I still had lather in my hair. My cellphone was within reach but I resisted. I'll be fine, I thought, that odd chirping/buzzing sound in my head will subside, maybe there really are crickets in my room?

Anyhow, I am fine now. As soon as my breathing came back to a regular pattern I got some clothes on and thrashed about in the kitchen and was able to get a couple pieces of bread and some soup to soak up some of the craziness in my tummy and brain. There's still buzzing in my head. Maybe that'll take longer to leave. I hate being sick. Also, my bed is now stupidly wet and soapy.

PS. Frisky Dingo won't play in my PS2
PPS. It's Cocaine Cowbows TWO that I have. Not the first one. Also, I might not watch it as it seems kind of lame. It was piggybacked onto the surfing doc, Surfwise, which was pretty good.

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