Tori

 

coworker: Do you like Tori Amos?

Empirical: I like her and respect her; I do not need to listen to her.

coworker: Why not?

Empirical: I think I hit an age where it seems silly listening to songs about sexual traumas. I saw her live. I'm done... I'm not a depressed teenager anymore.

coworker: O really? So why you listen to Interpol all the time?!