Spam Classic Flavor Macadamia Nuts

I have these two male cousins. They are brothers. And ever since they got hold of my mobile number, they text and picturemail me the most awesomely random, ridiculous things. It's just something in their personalities; they don't realize how random they are being. I love them both so much.

I get photos of a plate of kalbi. The back of one of their kids' heads. Actually, a lot of food photos. Nothing remarkable, just things they eat at night.

The older one sent me this camera pic last night


"Picked it up... Not bad."

Text back, "what?? eww!"

Response, "Yuuuppp! Spam mac nuts. goes wellw/beer... u gotta try em out. :)"


So there you have it. A brief, guest review of Spam flavored nuts.

This is actually not very random but considering how infrequent these messages come in, there is something that is still... I don't know what word I'm looking for. It's strange. They are strange lovable guys.


The younger one once met Martin Sheen. Martin fuckin' "Apocalypse Now" Sheen. He sends me... a photo of a dog. Caption was, "Martin Sheen's dog"