Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Way too long for Twitter.

Last night, I had this dream that Dracula lived down the street. And what annoyed me the most about it is that everyone thought he was a better organist than me and he'd show off his skills at pool parties. Also, that he had a pool and let everyone in the neighborhood swim in it. #thisbloodsuckeraintnoJimmySmith #Iwantedtorocktheparty

6 comments:

Morty said...

Who the hell is dracula, do you mean edward? Because edward only plays vampire baseball, not organs. Also, vampire C-section.

ruphos said...

@Morty : This is what Dracula thinks of your precious Edward.

Inland Empirical said...

#wedidnotDOtheMonsterMash

Morty said...

@ruphos
Edward has better manners, than dracula, and is all happy and shit, not quite as goth. Which is good. I am sorry that you are obviously some angsty emo kid or a transvestite because thats what you would have to be to not liek edward. Lol, I should know.

Morty said...

@ruphos
We are talking about Edward Harris, right?

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