Sunday, December 13, 2009

Let's Go Shopping!


If the gift tag looks like an iPod, I guarantee there isn't one inside...Naw, it's probably a Huey Lewis cassette. Who thought of this cruel design idea? Aw, Power of Love isn't even on this tape! Thanks a lot, you jerk.


Unfortunate product name! I see "hitman" and "shooter" and crosshairs on a product label, doesn't make me want to buy it! I picture the Beltway Snipers chugging these before kills and it freaks me out. A beverage shouldn't make you feel that way. I shouldn't even have to say that! I know I'm not Monster's target (so to speak), but at $0.99, I still think this is a ripoff.

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It's like water, but not as good. It's like training water for people who have never had real water--just soda--and are getting acclimated...For kids!


When I worked for a little while in the food service industry, I used non-stick sprays that looked worse than this. Plain white cans that just said "NO STICK" on them and didn't even have the 'buttery' feature--this is supposedly a good quality? I was just disturbed to find this in the household cleansers area of the store.


In the fantasy, these will protect you from diseases.


An attempt at a vitruvian vase that went wrong.


Santa's North Pone. I see no Santa. No Pone. Last one left though!


Doesn't look so increible. I'm curious, but not 99 cents curious.


Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens?! This one seems way better.


Well, that was at the 99 Cents Only Store and I didn't buy anything.
Earlier in the day though I was at Kohl's and as if that weren't embarrassing enough, I bought one item.

This was the hot item LAST YEAR, but I've never even seen the commercial. I certainly haven't seen it over and over like the rest of the country, but I heard it was pretty terrible. Another reason to never get cable, I suppose. This is really no better than anything at 99 Cents Store, but somehow still miles ahead of jeggings. So I joined the Cult of Snuggie.
It's not as thick as I was hoping for, but the best feature of the Snuggie, you totally do look like a cult member. Or a druid.

Liam: y'know its just a backwards bathrobe, right?
Cari: Yeah, I;ve worn it backwards already





Ever growing photoset is HERE.

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