It was a gift but instead of eating it, I taped it to the wall and it now looks like this
Note the alarmingly high fluid level. At first it was just a few drops of grease but now all the moisture has leached out and threatens the crimped edge that contains this food-crime.
Of course I didn't eat it. The guy was a little offended. He's starting to get the hint that eating this thing was never a good idea. Well, that's what I thought until today when he brings me another gift.
Steven Segal LIGHTNING BOLT Energy Drink.
Now we know what stale ponytail tastes like!
No, I'm not tasting this either! Stop that.
What compels this man to buy me these things? No clue. Love it though.
Bonus round: Without using IMDB, give me a Steven Segal film title.
Not one person I asked today has been able to do it.
Overachievers: What's this blog post's title a reference to?
3 comments:
out for justice or something? lol
i used to work in a video store so that's my excuse!
i actually wanted to eat that pie when you first posted it. now it makes me want to throw up lol
Pot Pie!
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Island of Misfit Toys?
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