You're Doing It Wrong.

Why are people bringing guns to a toy store. That ain't right. Empirical does not condone that kind of Black Friday madness.

I stepped on toes today, but I apologized to everyone. We're living in a society, people. I helped a dude get an iPod. Help your fellow shopper and they usually return the favor. It's just good shopper mojo.

Also, what's with the stampede? No one ever needs to get into a Walmart that badly.